Daily Telegraph, 6 May 1997, by James Delingpole "And for my next trick... The man who invented Victor Meldrew talks to James Delingpole about his latest television creation - a crime-solving magician's assistant" ----------------------------------------------------------- 'I WAS reading this newspaper survey the other day of the 10 things people find most annoying. And I was furious that it didn't mention litter and aggressive drivers..." In a Buckinghamshire hamlet about 10-minutes' drive - if you put your foot down - from Luton, scriptwriter David Renwick is rehearsing a few of his pet hates. "Litter bothers me a hell of a lot," he fumes. "It's emblematic of the dehumanisation of our population. I couldn't drop a crisp packet if my life depended on it." And so it goes on. "Tailgaters, that's another thing. People who drive two inches away from your back bumper...basically careless...absolute lunatics..." Close your eyes and you could almost be listening to Victor Meldrew, the irascible anti-hero of BBC1's *One Foot in the Grave*. Which isn't so surprising, for it was Renwick who invented him. "Victor's attitudes are my attitudes," says Renwick, who views his creation as a "messianic figure single-handedly shouldering all the ills of society". But there the similarity ends. Not only is Renwick more laid- back and milder of manner than the seething pensioner, but, a youthful 45, he has the sort of student-casual dress sense (brown and green plaid shirt, light brown jeans, battered deck shoes, day-old stubble) that would surely drive buttoned-up Victor into fits of apoplexy. Enter, then, a new fictive creation who embodies the other half of Renwick's divided personality: a dishevelled, self-effacing magician's assistant called Jonathan Creek, whose crime-solving adventures begin on BBC1 on Saturday. Though the series - titled *Jonathan Creek* - has its funny moments, it's closer in spirit to *Columbo* than *One Foot in the Grave*. It will feature violent death, inspired detective work and a plethora of magic tricks so bizarre that you'll want to gasp, "I don't believe it!" Having written several episodes of *Agatha Christie's Poirot*, he fancied another crack at a crime series. Not a "gritty social document" about "murders on council estates", but something in the "old-fashioned tradition" of Sherlock Holmes, where the sleuth's deductive powers are paramount, and where you're less interested in whodunit than how-they-dunit. In this, to judge by the opening episode, Renwick has succeeded remarkably well. Despite having done next to no research ("If you're not careful, you get bogged down in too much referential realism"), he has devised for his murderer a modus operandi so fiendishly complex that you'd imagine Renwick had spent a lifetime in the conjuring trade. The darker moments are leavened by characteristic wit. And in Creek (long-haired comedian Alan Davies) and his well-upholstered, acid-tongued sidekick Maddy Magellan (a part tailored for Caroline Quentin) the series has what promises to be an enduring comic double-act. (Better still is Nescafe-ad smoothie Anthony Head as Creek's egotistical magician boss.) Jonathan Creek will run for at least two series, though it's not as if its creator needs either the scheduling space or the money. Such is *One Foot*'s popularity that some episodes have been repeated as many as three times, and, thanks to foreign sales, repeat fees and a lucrative American spin-off starring Bill Cosby, Renwick has earned more than enough for his simple needs. His home isn't grand; he and his wife Ellie (whom he married three years ago) have no children; and, so far, his only concessions to excess are an annual holiday in America and his recently purchased 7-series BMW. Has he never been tempted to buy a swimming-pool for his garden? "I can't swim. Nor can Ellie." It hasn't always been so easy. Born into a working-class Luton family, Renwick spent his first four years after school working for a local newspaper. Having discovered that the job largely seemed to entail ringing up mothers to find out how they felt after their babies had been run over, he quit to pursue a full- time writing career. For 14 years he collaborated with Andrew (*2point4 Children*) Marshall on series including *Hot Metal* and *End of Part One*, a sketch show similar in flavour to *Not the Nine O'Clock News*. But, until the age of 37, Renwick's biggest claim to fame was as chief purveyor of monologues for Ronnie Corbett on *The Two Ronnies*. Then came *One Foot in the Grave*, which, it turns out, was "never meant to be about old age and old people. It was just a convenient premise for a character who had a lot of time on his hands. It could just as easily have been about a 30- year-old who'd been made redundant." The reason Meldrew is a pensioner is that Renwick wrote the role for Richard Wilson, whom he first glimpsed on the set of *Whoops Apocalypse* (another of Renwick's collaborations with Marshall). Renwick's earliest inspiration was John Cleese, to whom, while still at school, he had submitted several script ideas for the Monty Python team. "Instead of the usual rejection slip, I had a nice letter back saying it showed promise, but that though I wrote good dialogue what was weaker were the ideas behind them." From this Renwick learned what he still believes is the most important rule of comedy writing: the idea is all. "People tend to concentrate very heavily on words, but really that's just dressing. To me the benchmark of a good comedy is if you can describe the plot to someone the next day and it's still funny." This is what separates classics like *Fawlty Towers* from the herd. "Some of the funniest sequences aren't to do with well-turned phrases or acerbic remarks by Basil, but with what's going on." If there is a secret to Renwick's own success, he reckons it's that he spends more time thinking than writing. "When *One Foot* started picking up big audiences, everyone wanted to find a reason for it. And they hit upon this theory that Victor Meldrew was an icon, a spokesman for our age. "But I'm afraid it's much simpler than that. Each episode, we tried as hard as we could to make it as funny as it could possibly be. If it wasn't funny people wouldn't have watched." ----------------------------------------------------------- Bentley's Bedlam http://www.BetsyDa.com/bedlam.html This website is for information and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to infringe on copyrights held by others.