The Evening Standard, 20 February 2002, by Pete Clark. "It's not nifty to be fifty." ----------------------------------------------------------- What could be more irresistible for a man who is staring down both barrels of a halfcentury of existence, a man such as myself, than a television programme devoted to four others in the same position? Here was a chance to share the trepidation and uncertainty of such a leap into the unknwon, and maybe the opportunity to pick up a few tips. The four main characters in *Manchild* (BBC2) certainly started with a swagger, which raised initial hopes. They went to karate classes and willingly submitted themselves to long massages. They wore clothes that hinted at something more ambitious than a high- street chain and swanked around bars, eyeing up pretty women of half their age, without a suggestion that this pursuit might be in vain. I was particularly taken by the fact that none of them were in thrall to mobile phones - a characteristic that is a mark of the vintage - let alone the Palm Pilots and other gizmos that tidly parcel up a whole life in a small and sterile box. For five minutes, I was thrilled to be a passenger on this ride. The voiceover by the Nigel Havers character brooked no pessimism at what he charmingly described as the approach of "the source scent of the big five-O." All four characters - the other three played by Anthony Head, Don Warrington and Ray Burdis - were successful men in areas as diverse as decking, dental work and the flogging off of the scrapbooks of Yoko Ono at auction for very large sums of money. Apart from the Burdis character, Gary, they were either unmarried or divorced, and free to indulge the whims of an unfettered middle age. When Gary dared to suggest that there were consolations to being married, he was lightly mocked and told to buy love eggs. Irritation began to set in as a result of Havers's voiceover. If it were not enough to be visually reminded that this remarkable man has managed to avoid all the ravages of age - the hair luxuriant, his figure trim, eyes and mouth conniving to present a splendid fascimile of youthful spirits - then, just to rub it in, we were presented with a worldview [SORRY, THIS ARTICLE'S INCOMPLETE. IF ANYONE HAS THE REST OF IT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. --BETSY] ----------------------------------------------------------- Bentley's Bedlam http://www.BetsyDa.com/bedlam.html This website is for information and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to infringe on copyrights held by others.