The Financial Post (Toronto), August 5, 1988, by Rob McQueen "New Woman has long way to go in Britain." ----------------------------------------------------------- The suprise delight of British commercial television is not the high-quality programming for which the country is justly famous but the creativity of the advertisements. They're so good you go to the fridge for a snack during the program itself rather than miss the sponsored messages. One ad in particular is better than any soap although it lasts all of 40 seconds. In it, a svelte and apparently unattached woman is entertaining dinner guests and runs out of coffee. She goes next door to borrow more from a man who has just moved into the building. In this, their first meeting, the eye contact and conversation between the two crackle with promise for the future. As he hands over his jar of Gold Blend, a smile plays at the corner of his mouth as he warns: ''It's a very sophisticated coffee.'' She meets his jibe with ease: ''My guests,'' she replies, ''are very sophisticated people.'' Later, with the borrowed coffee served, she's asked if she has met her new neighbor. She looks dreamily into the middle distance and loads her otherwise mundane words (''We've had coffee together'') with the promise of good times to come - if she chooses. The two neighbors, played by actress Sharon Mughan and actor Tony Head (he appears in the London hit musical Chess) became instant television stars when the ad began to appear last November. More important, the message worked. Sales of the Nestle brand have jumped by 15% as a result of the (ps)7-million campaign created by agency McCann Erickson. Act Two of the Coffee Clutch premiered in June and it was announced by a (ps)25,000 print campaign, like some rock star concert. The plot advances only a tad; she returns his coffee jar. The tension between the two, however, heightens immeasurably. Her smile and thanks are steamy, but in the best soap opera tradition the episode is a cliffhanger. Whatever happens, however, you know she'll be in charge. Act Three airs this fall; your cup or mine? The ads are typical of a genre that has appeared aimed at the New Woman. She's an upscale buyer who cares about more than just a clean wash. The New Woman, at least as imagined by the Old Men at the ad agency, is single, attractive and in control of her life. She is also ambitious and sensual, practical and emotional. In a Black Magic ad, for example, a couple fights until she kicks him out. But she keeps the chocolates. Further, in the mind of ad men, the New Woman has reached such levels that she can safely turn her back on power. In one Renault ad, his car won't start so they travel together in hers. He drives but she pokes fun at his misfortune and haughtily sprays herself with perfume, comfortable in the knowledge that she can ask for the wheel back just whenever it suits her. Entertaining stuff, but, as ads often are, a distance from reality. Most British females don't fit the pattern of the New Woman because men won't let them. Education levels may grow and some executive opportunities follow, but just as Canada lags behind the U.S. in corporate promotions for women, Britain is that much farther behind Canada. Only a few entrepreneurially minded women - such as Anita Roddick of The Body Shop International - lead the way with any high- profile business success. Even the Anglican church is making more progress than chauvinistic business. The Lambeth Conference this week defeated the final foot-draggers trying to stop female bishops. The vote sends a clear signal that most bishops throughout the world think that local churches should proceed as they choose. New Zealand, the U.S. and Canada are all more or less ready for their first female bishop, having had female priests for a decade. PARADE FORMING Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher was a latter-day convert to the cause. Just before the vote Monday, she declared: ''I personally think there will be women in the priesthood and I do not myself find it at odds with the Christian doctrine, although I accept that some people do.'' Not exactly a ringing endorsement, to be sure, more a realization that the parade was forming up and she better join it before it marched away. Still, in a nation where the prime minister and monarch are both female, women remain second-class corporate citizens. And there is little, apparently, that either leader will do to help women. With her sense of political timing, when Thatcher finally does pronounce herself in favor of more female executives, you'll know that something's about to happen. And by then, the coffee ad will be the world's longest running serial. ----------------------------------------------------------- Bentley's Bedlam http://www.BetsyDa.com/bedlam.html This website is for information and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to infringe on copyrights held by others.