The Plain Dealer, March 19, 2000, by Mark Dawidziak (Plain Dealer television and radio critic) E's Movie Skewers Hollywood. ----------------------------------------------------------- Satire seems to be the weapon of choice for cable channels jumping into the TV movie business. Last month, MTV's first original film, "2Gether," won strong ratings and reviews with its slick spoofing of the boy-band phenomenon. MTV was so impressed with these results, it announced four days ago that "2Gether," would become a regularly scheduled series this summer. No question, the takeoff took off. Now here comes E! with its first TV movie, "Best Actress," which will premiere at 9 tonight. A savage satire of Hollywood in general and award shows in particular, this cagey cable film blasts away at Tinseltown in the mirthful manner in which "2Gether," took apart the music industry. If anything, "Best Actress" hits harder and plays rougher than its MTV predecessor. This is E! after all, the cable home of Howard Stern and those gloriously gossipy "True Hollywood Story" documentaries. E! stands for entertainment, not for easily offended. An edgy black comedy with more than a few razor-sharp edges, "Best Actress" finds one worthy target after another for its deadly daggers. Never content with thrusting home a cynical point, the cable movie is constantly twisting the knife to draw as much blood as possible. That's not to say every cutting or caustic comment is delivered with surgical precision. There are stretches in "Best Actress" when the Tinseltown taunting slides from lampoonish to cartoonish. At moments the characters are so broadly drawn and the dialogue so outlandish, you question the pedigree of parody. But more than enough goes raucously right for "Best Actress" to rate as delicious fun, especially for anyone who has ever sneered at an overbearing, overdressed star spouting overblown nonsense at an awards ceremony. Coverups Based on a behind-the-scenes novel by John Kane, the crafty and clever cable movie stars Thomas Calabro "(Melrose Place)" as Ted Gavin, a Hollywood journalist handed the assignment of interviewing the five best actress Oscar nominees. Each is coping with problems that could earn her a bucket of bad publicity. Take your pick: sex, drugs, blackmail, kleptomania, alcoholism. Prim British star Fiona Covington (Rachel Hunter), for instance, has been rocked by the news that her husband, actor-director Colin Tromans (Anthony Stewart Head), is leaving her. To make matters worse, he's having an affair with another of the nominees, former soft-porn star Karen Kroll (Jaime Pressly), once described by a critic as Pamela Anderson without the talent. Lori Seefer (Elisa Donovan) is afraid that media attention will reveal her lesbian affair with Maria (Maria Conchita Alonso). Her agent quickly hires a young hustler to pose as her boyfriend, and, willing to pay any price for the Academy Award, Lori agrees to the sham. The other two nominees are young Amber Lyons (Jordan Ladd), the pill-popping sensation on the independent film scene, and aging diva Connie Travers "(Waiting to Exhale" star Loretta Devine), an alcoholic singer-actress who hasn't sung in public for 10 years. More than just the central character, Ted is our narrator. The movie opens with him sitting in a stretch limo, showing us a small black purse. Inside is a gun. If the owner of this purse loses, he tells us, she will shoot the winner. How does Ted know this? Stick around. It's one of the many surprise turns ably navigated by Emmy-winning director Harvey Frost. No, "Best Actress" isn't the best TV movie you'll see this season. It is, however, a strong start for the E! original movies division, a wicked dart aimed at the hollow heart of Hollywood. Photos: 1) From left, Jaime Pressly, Loretta Devine, Jordan Ladd, Thomas Calabro, Rachel Hunter and Elisa Donovan star in the TV movie "Best Actress," the E! Enter- tainment cable channel's first original movie.; 2) Melissa Rivers, left, and Rachel Hunter in "Best Actress." Rivers, who is host of an Oscar pre-show with her mother, Joan Rivers, plays herself in the movie. ----------------------------------------------------------- Bentley's Bedlam http://www.BetsyDa.com/bedlam.html This website is for information and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to infringe on copyrights held by others.