The Times, November 11, 1994,by Lynn Truss ----------------------------------------------------------- [...] Docudrama just won't go away. I have tried humming "Crocodile Shoes" with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears, but still *The Trial of Lord Lucan* (ITV) somehow got made by Granada--a docudrama, moreover, about something that didn't even happen. To be fair, *The Trial of Lord Lucan* was well written (by Peter Whelan), but in a way that only makes it worse. People are confused enough about what's real and what isn't. This drama opened with Lucan arrested at Newhaven, taken into custody denying everything, and the "what if?" taken from there. But if had *really* been stopped in his tracks, Lucan might have confessed. Or he might have offered a much better defence than the one patched together retrospectively by the miscarriage-of- justice brigade, which he was last night obliged to spout. So did it matter, the jury's verdict (they came out at six- all)? Not in the slightest. They were not judging Lord Lucan, nor even the known facts in the case, but the credibility of a fictional Lady Lucan as played by a skilfully ambiguous actress (Lynsey Baxter). To sum up, however scrupulous its makers may have been, *The Trial of Lord Lucan* was all made up, it was a misleading case. yet just as "Crocodile Shoes" comes back to you in the bath, the images of Lord and Lady Lucan instantly take their place in the imagination alongside all the other unwanted data in this never-ending story of sad, nasty toffs. ----------------------------------------------------------- Bentley's Bedlam http://www.BetsyDa.com/bedlam.html This website is for information and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to infringe on copyrights held by others.