The Times Union (Albany, NY), 18 March 2000, by Ellen Gray 'Best Actress' an E! first ----------------------------------------------------------- For a network that's attached itself like a leech to the awards-show circuit, E! Entertainment Television seems remarkably uninterested in taking the walk up the red carpet itself. The cheese puff of cable networks unveils its first made- for-E! movie Sunday. ''Best Actress'' (9 p.m. Sunday), an adaptation of a novel by John Kane, is no doubt one of those movies meant to be so bad it's good. It makes it only halfway through that tricky journey. And yet the formula's clear enough: Hire a ''Melrose Place'' refugee (Thomas Calabro), a supermodel (Rachel Hunter) and some WB and UPN supporting players (Anthony Stewart Head of ''Buffy the Vampire Slayer,'' Elisa Donovan of ''Clueless'' and Jaime Pressly of ''Jack and Jill'') and put them together with an Emmy-winning director (Harvey Frost) whose credits include ''multiple episodes'' of ''Beverly Hills, 90210.'' Then turn them loose on the Oscars, the Super Bowl of awards shows. Anyone who thinks black actresses are exaggerating the lack of roles for women of color in Hollywood should check out what the glorious Loretta Devine (''Waiting to Exhale'') has been reduced to: playing a boozy kleptomaniac singer-actress who's one of five women inexplicably nominated for the Academy Award for best actress. The others include Amber Lyons (Jordan Ladd), a young druggie with a trailer-park pedigree; Karen Kroll (Pressly), a former porn star now taking an interest in Shakespeare; Fiona Covington (Hunter), a classy English actress whose husband (Head) leaves her for Karen; and Lori Seefer (Donovan), a closeted lesbian who's willing to sacrifice her lover, Maria (Maria Conchita Alonso), on the altar of Oscar. Calabro plays Ted, a writer for an magazine, who's been assigned to interview all five contenders. It's giving nothing away to say that he's already dead -- at the hands of one of the interviewees -- when the story opens. By the time Ted's killer gets her comeuppance, as ''Best Actress'' draws to its histrionic close, you'll be thinking he's the lucky one. ----------------------------------------------------------- Bentley's Bedlam http://www.BetsyDa.com/bedlam.html This website is for information and entertainment purposes only and is not intended to infringe on copyrights held by others.